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I crack myself up and needed to save this.

DJT at Nightly Coronavirus National Update: [I]Walks out, nods to everyone. Waits dramatically for silence. Finally everyone is quiet.
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DJT: [I]Shits his pants. On camera. It is prolonged and noisy. Journalists begin yelling and coughing. Dr. Birx delicately wipes her eyes with her scarf and blinks repeatedly. Dr. Fauci covers his face with both hands, but his shoulders are shaking- is it laughter? Sobbing?[/I]
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Went to the pool hall to watch a major annual tournament. The first person I spoke with was a player from the Bay Area, whom I haven't seen in years. He said, "you haven't been playing much lately, have you?" I admitted this was true, and asked how he knew...
"You have a tan."

Blah blah blah..........

--Hey where YOU been at?
--Ah, I went back to school.
--Oh yeah? What are you studying?
--Law.
--What, like pre- law over at (community college)?
--No, Law, law. Over at --.
--Well, Law, law, law- ti dahhh.
--Hey I wasn't bragging- you kept f'ing asking.
--Welcome back.



(it's good to be back. they don't approve of cussing at school.)

Line tournament. Some guy in the front room called the tournament director over and asked him to please remove the little blue circle from the cue ball.

Word got around and people in the back room started calling him over and asking him to please remove the red dots from the measles balls.