[pocket]

Originally Posted by pt109

GC....I suggest PMing Lou Figueroa...he keeps track of JB pretty good.

OH SNAP

lol

[GoldCrown]

Originally Posted by lfigueroa

The sirens of ancient Greek mythology were bird-women whose enchanted singing lured sailors off course, causing shipwreck and disaster.

In Book 12 of Homer’s Odyssey, the hero Odysseus took the advice of the sorceress Circe and blocked the ears of his crew with wax so they could row undisturbed. This allowed them to safely navigate around the rocky island guarded by the sirens. Odysseus wished to hear their magical songs though, and had himself tied to the mast so that he would not be tempted to steer in the wrong direction.

A vase is painted with this famous scene and is known as the Siren Vase. It is a wide-necked vessel thought to have been used for serving wine. It used to be in a famous collection of antiquities, paintings and drawings assembled by the brother of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Lou Figueroa
tied to the mast
for a couple of
recent threads here :-)

This is a HiJack.

[ShortBusRuss]

Originally Posted by lfigueroa

Lou Figueroa
tied to the mast
for a couple of
recent threads here :-)

All that history just to get to such an anticlimactic punchline?

Oi-vey!

[pt109]

Modern mythology....these are the ones Lou is more familiar with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKieGUH9pzg

[lfigueroa]

Originally Posted by ShortBusRuss

All that history just to get to such an anticlimactic punchline?

Oi-vey!

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

Lou Figueroa
here all week

[GoldCrown]

:

Originally Posted by lfigueroa

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

Lou Figueroa
here all week

no pun(ch) intended

[Dead Money]

Originally Posted by GoldCrown

That’s funny. Maybe Lou will chime in or sell me a case. Honestly im just bored and wanted a new 2 tone oiled leather case. I’ll be ok without it. Might go to Kiddie City or Toys R Us and see if they have anything in stock. Enough here. I’m going to the Cannabis thread.

I was going over to that thread earlier but I forgot.

[ibuycues]

I bought a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I'll let you know.

Will Prout

[Dead Money]

Originally Posted by lfigueroa

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

Lou Figueroa
here all week

Haha! I like this version better:


A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, he suggests they go upstairs to the room he rented. Once up there he stepped into the bathroom to wash up before they got down to business. When he came out of the bathroom he went to the bed to have sex with his girlfriend but there was a long line. He waits forever but eventually gets some!

[colterchrist]

Originally Posted by pt109

GC....I suggest PMing Lou Figueroa...he keeps track of JB pretty good.

Got Damn!
Reply of the year award

[DJ66]

As far as ordering a case from jb cases, they have a website with available inventory, an archive of cases made in the past, and a design tool so you can create your own. I don't understand where the difficulty is in ordering a case or why you have to speak with John. Everything seems pretty straightforward...

[GoldCrown]

Originally Posted by DJ66

As far as ordering a case from jb cases, they have a website with available inventory, an archive of cases made in the past, and a design tool so you can create your own. I don't understand where the difficulty is in ordering a case or why you have to speak with John. Everything seems pretty straightforward...

I wanted to ask simple yes or no question. I have multiple JB cases. I know the procedure. Been there, done that, might do it again, I wanted to speak to Matt(I think that's they guy). Lost interest for now. I need another case like snail needs airbrakes.

[pt109]

Originally Posted by ibuycues

I bought a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I'll let you know.

Will Prout

I will bet the egg comes first.....even money
... I need seven to one that the egg is brown.

[GoldCrown]

Originally Posted by ibuycues

I bought a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I'll let you know.

Will Prout

For some fowl reason I did the same. Seriously Will....which came first.

[lfigueroa]

Originally Posted by colterchrist

Got Damn!
Reply of the year award

Stay in high school and graduate. It'll pay dividends down the road.

Lou Figueroa