[PaulieB]

Originally Posted by Black-Balled

I hope to God that she buys that piece of chicken and doesn't just put it back in the case.

[Black-Balled]

Everyone knows Duke Ellington’s famous lyrical throwing down of the gauntlet: “It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.” But what most people don’t know is that every genre of music has since answered Mr. Ellington’s assertion. Here are their rhymes:

• “If the music’s not punk, it’s stupid boring junk."
• “If it ain’t rock ‘n’ roll, throw it in toilet bowl."
• “Music not classical is certainly crass, not droll."
• “If it ain’t Afro-Caribbean jazz, don’t expect razzmatazz."
• “If it isn’t dubstep, * the sound of computers from the '80s falling down some stairs onto many scared dogs *."
• “If it ain’t post-industrial Nordic death metal, it is a baby’s sadness."(translated from Norwegian)

[supergreenman]

Originally Posted by PaulieB

I hope to God that she buys that piece of chicken and doesn't just put it back in the case.

I just hope she wasn't shoplifting.

[Black-Balled]

Originally Posted by supergreenman

I just hope she wasn't shoplifting.

Slip and fall, while being physically stopped from stuffing her kitty with a bird, by a store employee. I see a lawyer involved. 2, actually.

[Black-Balled]

[Mr. Wilson]

Originally Posted by supergreenman

I just hope she wasn't shoplifting.

Just thawing it out.

[PaulieB]

Originally Posted by Black-Balled

Slip and fall, while being physically stopped from stuffing her kitty with a bird, by a store employee. I see a lawyer involved. 2, actually.

I've heard of the turducken.... would this be the vagicken?

[cmbwsu]

I guess UpState AL is good for something after all ...

[Blue Hog ridr]

Looked like a Col Sanders strap on to me.

Didn't they come with the 10 piece bucket for a while?

They renamed it the Kinky Chicken but it didn't fly.

[Hawk]

Originally Posted by Black-Balled

Vagitarian chicken

[Hungarian]

Does this one count?

"What's hip today might become passe".

Originally Posted by Black-Balled

Everyone knows Duke Ellington’s famous lyrical throwing down of the gauntlet: “It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.” But what most people don’t know is that every genre of music has since answered Mr. Ellington’s assertion. Here are their rhymes:

• “If the music’s not punk, it’s stupid boring junk."
• “If it ain’t rock ‘n’ roll, throw it in toilet bowl."
• “Music not classical is certainly crass, not droll."
• “If it ain’t Afro-Caribbean jazz, don’t expect razzmatazz."
• “If it isn’t dubstep, * the sound of computers from the '80s falling down some stairs onto many scared dogs *."
• “If it ain’t post-industrial Nordic death metal, it is a baby’s sadness."(translated from Norwegian)

[crawfish]

If sponges didn't grow in the ocean, how deep would it Really be?

[Catalyze]

Originally Posted by Black-Balled

As Jim Morrison sang: I eat more chicken than any man ever seen

Craig

[cmbwsu]

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[cuenut]

Now I know why leg quarters are always so cheap! Ovarian avian! Or conjoined twins?