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11-26-2012, 09:27 AM
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I hope to God that she buys that piece of chicken and doesn't just put it back in the case.
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11-26-2012, 09:32 AM
Everyone knows Duke Ellington’s famous lyrical throwing down of the gauntlet: “It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.” But what most people don’t know is that every genre of music has since answered Mr. Ellington’s assertion. Here are their rhymes:
• “If the music’s not punk, it’s stupid boring junk."
• “If it ain’t rock ‘n’ roll, throw it in toilet bowl."
• “Music not classical is certainly crass, not droll."
• “If it ain’t Afro-Caribbean jazz, don’t expect razzmatazz."
• “If it isn’t dubstep, * the sound of computers from the '80s falling down some stairs onto many scared dogs *."
• “If it ain’t post-industrial Nordic death metal, it is a baby’s sadness."(translated from Norwegian)
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11-26-2012, 10:26 AM
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I hope to God that she buys that piece of chicken and doesn't just put it back in the case.
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I just hope she wasn't shoplifting.
James
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11-26-2012, 10:29 AM
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I just hope she wasn't shoplifting.
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Slip and fall, while being physically stopped from stuffing her kitty with a bird, by a store employee. I see a lawyer involved. 2, actually.
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11-26-2012, 01:53 PM
So keep your nose clean keep it on a shoe string
With no opposing no undue disclosing
Nothing stale nothing old or decomposing
Nothing empty nothing bold or over knowing
Nothing more than tasteful reconstruction
Of the plot that edifies all our instructions
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11-26-2012, 04:17 PM
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I just hope she wasn't shoplifting.
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Just thawing it out.
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
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11-26-2012, 05:21 PM
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Slip and fall, while being physically stopped from stuffing her kitty with a bird, by a store employee. I see a lawyer involved. 2, actually.
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I've heard of the turducken.... would this be the vagicken?
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11-26-2012, 07:03 PM
I guess UpState AL is good for something after all ...
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11-26-2012, 07:10 PM
Looked like a Col Sanders strap on to me.
Didn't they come with the 10 piece bucket for a while?
They renamed it the Kinky Chicken but it didn't fly.
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11-26-2012, 07:26 PM
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Vagitarian chicken
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11-26-2012, 07:38 PM
Does this one count?
"What's hip today might become passe".
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Originally Posted by Black-Balled
Everyone knows Duke Ellington’s famous lyrical throwing down of the gauntlet: “It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.” But what most people don’t know is that every genre of music has since answered Mr. Ellington’s assertion. Here are their rhymes:
• “If the music’s not punk, it’s stupid boring junk."
• “If it ain’t rock ‘n’ roll, throw it in toilet bowl."
• “Music not classical is certainly crass, not droll."
• “If it ain’t Afro-Caribbean jazz, don’t expect razzmatazz."
• “If it isn’t dubstep, * the sound of computers from the '80s falling down some stairs onto many scared dogs *."
• “If it ain’t post-industrial Nordic death metal, it is a baby’s sadness."(translated from Norwegian)
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11-26-2012, 08:05 PM
If sponges didn't grow in the ocean, how deep would it Really be?
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11-26-2012, 08:17 PM
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As Jim Morrison sang: I eat more chicken than any man ever seen
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11-26-2012, 08:27 PM
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11-27-2012, 05:28 AM
Now I know why leg quarters are always so cheap! Ovarian avian! Or conjoined twins?
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